Let's just get this out of the way. Yes, most of our merchandise was ripped from the hands of dead adventurers.


Q: Do you sell sizes for non-humanoid adventurers?

A: No. Although we're hoping to start stocking equipment for animal companions soon.

Q: Is this website legit? Some of the products seem like jokes.

Yes. Humor aside, we actually will have Printful ship you stuff if you order it. The stat bonuses, magical powers, etc, are obviously just a joke though.

Q: Do you offer refunds?

A: No refunds! Or customer service, really. Partially because we want to keep quoting Borderlands, and partially because this site is a side project and we work crazy hours at our jobs.

Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

A: You've got to be kidding me.